How do you know when enough time has passed to make fun of or rant about something someone you know and see on a regular basis did or wore? Probably the answer is it is never ok. Oh well, sorry in advance Mack Daddy.*
So here's the story: A few weeks ago, a guy I have known for many, many moons, showed up to a social function (the type of which will remain nameless, let's just say the initials of this kind of event are F, H and E.) wearing a t-shirt not unlike this one:
This t-shirt would be significantly less creepy if it simply said, "I just like to cuddle," or better still, "I like to cuddle."
*Maybe by calling him Mack Daddy*** it will soften the blow?
**All of which aren't particularly far from the truth.
***The nickname he tried to give himself.