High School Musical 2

I'm not going to go into the details of how or why I came to watch a portion of this made for the Disney Channel movie, but I saw part of it.

DO NOT WATCH ANY PORTION OF THIS MOVIE. It is absolutely horrible. But in case you're curious, I will tell you that it is nothing new, or interesting, or entertaining.

The recipe Kenny Ortega (Of Newsies fame) & the gang used to concoct the movie:

The Original HSM + The exact plot of the Saved By The Bell Malibu Sands Miniseries + Ridiculously similar climax locale to Dirty Dancing + Troy doing his best imitation of Christian Bale circa Newsies number 'Santa Fe', and finally toss in a VERY awkward water reflection shot akin to one used in Hook, that was not trying to be funny, but was. And how. REALLY, REALLY FUNNY.

Pants Not on People.

There is something disconcerting about seeing an article of clothing not on a person, or properly stored. I have recently come across multiple pairs of pants not on people and on two occasions I had a camera. One is on a motel's handrail in Boise, ID, and the other is on the ground outside of an abandoned cold storage building in SLC.


These sightings paired with watching the wrong five minutes of "13 Going on 30" (there is a scary striptease to Vanilla Ice's Ice Ice Baby) have lead me to have a new appreciation for the old phrase "keep your pants on." Thank you, I will.