Friday, November 16, 2007

The Ocean's Players That Probably Won't be Named People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive:

Andy Garcia. (Blame Godfather III.)
Carl Reiner.
Eddie Jemison.
Julia Roberts. (woman.)
Elliott Gould. (MAYBE in 1970.)
Eddie Izzard. (Cross-dresses too much.)
Bob "Super Dave Osbourne" Einstein.
Brad Pitt.

Saturday, November 10, 2007

Follow Up To:

1. Pants Not On People:
Not pants, but also not on a person.

2. Rudy Huxtable is my Daughter:
Still not my daughter.

3. Molly Is Not Good With Children until they turn 15:
I befriended an 11 girl. She was very nice, and I helped her with math homework. She wanted to hang out longer, but I had REAL people to hang out with. Apparently it's just my father's step children that I hate.* Perhaps they are so unruly because people say mean things to them, like, "I like my coat more than I like you." Well, he ripped my coat, he deserved it.

*and all children between 7 & 14.