Thursday, December 27, 2007

Open Up Your Hearts and Let The Patrick Swayze Christmas In.

The Lyrics to one of the best holiday songs - which don't completely encapsulate the sentiment of the song when its performed, but that'll do pig, that'll do - because who doesn't watch 'Roadhouse' and 'Over The Top' every Chrismukkah season?


Open up your heart and let the Patrick Swayze Christmas in.
We'll gather at the Roadhouse with our next of kin.
And Santa can be our regular Saturday night thing.
We'll decorate our barstools and gather round and sing.

Oh, let's have a Patrick Swayze Christmas this year!
Or we'll tear your throat out and kick you in the ear!

It's my way or the highway, this Christmas at my ba-ha-haar.
I'll have to smash your kneecaps if you bastards touch my car!
I got the word that Santa has been stealing from the till.
I think that that right jolly old elf better make out his will, ohh,

Oh, let's have a Patrick Swayze Christmas, one and all.
And this can be the haziest...
This can be the laziest...
This can be the Swayziest
Christmas of them all!