Thursday, May 28, 2009


At the zoo on Tuesday I was behind a field trip group of 12-13 year-olds.
Child 1 (attempting to put a lid in a SIGG water bottle): I can't get it in!
Child 2: That's what she said!
Child 3 (nerdy and scrawny kid, to chaperon): Everyone at our school is so perverted.

And tonight, whilst watching So You Think You Can Dance, where "Sex" made his annual visit. (That link is a year old, but I'm sure that somewhere there is interweb evidence of the show down that happened was horrific and such a waste of time.) Shara said, "I hate Sex!" then two seconds later said, "That's what she said!"

My cousin, who is young and cool (excepting her crazed obsession with the Brothers Jonas)--and all of her schoolmates--has for a long time just said, "TWSS!" at her Catholic high school.

And finally, I saw this at the grocery store a while back.


Britt said...

thanks michael scott!

beckie said...

My boss says it all the time which can get pretty funny when you're talking about maintenance billing.

Maybe not, my job is boring.

whitney allison said...

That box is pretty great.

That's what he said.

Muahahahaha! I just killed myself.