The Ocean's Players That Probably Won't be Named People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive:

Andy Garcia. (Blame Godfather III.)
Carl Reiner.
Eddie Jemison.
Julia Roberts. (woman.)
Elliott Gould. (MAYBE in 1970.)
Eddie Izzard. (Cross-dresses too much.)
Bob "Super Dave Osbourne" Einstein.
Brad Pitt.